Friday, July 1, 2011

Sermons of a Cynic

Read the similar list of a friend and i thought, hey i never sat down to think about it. No one ever asked me either. So what better way to restart blogging :D

Here is my 100 Things to Do before i Die List

  1. hit the gym and get the perfect physique
  2. learn to do all the biking stunts
  3. read every single upanishad and ved and every religious text
  4. climb up to stage in an ongoing debate and give a speech that is completely unrelated to the topic being debated.
  5. slap my ex
  6. slap my ex a few more times (sorry but its just way too much fun!!) :D
  7. learn to dance in an ancient rare dance form or even martial art
  8. write a long poem which describes something really really simple such as a safety pin or a two rupee coin.
  9. kiss a random girl after 5 minutes of conversation if she smiles.
  10. walk up to any guy who is a hunk and tell him at you can be beat the fuck out of him (run like hell!!)
  11. practice for #10 by running and winning a marathon!
  12. cook a feast for at least 50 people all alone.
  13. meet my girlfriend's dad and propose her in front of him.
  14. take a random friend on a week long trip to angkor wat or similar place. (anyplace as long as its unexpected)
  15. Prove to Pratik Aggarwal that have an opinion is pure fun while having wisdom is boring :P
  16. bungee jumping
  17. driving an auto rickshaw in main streets of the city during rush hour
  18. get inside a bank vault
  19. fire a police issue gun
  20. make a small molotov cocktail and blast it on diwali
  21. help a woman in labour through her pregnancy holding her hand during entire process.
  22. build a complete couch chair kinda furniture all by urself.
  23. cut my own hair without looking in the mirror
  24. eat 20 packs of oreos in a single time
  25. watch all the movies on IMDB Top 250
  26. find out who drew Bermuda Triangle and what Triangle is it?? :D
  27. Slap the second ex :D
  28. Repeat 27 for third ex
  29. Get a bodyguard as a contingency of 27 and 28
  30. Record a song
  31. learn an ancient language
  32. spend a night with a lingerie model discussing the impact of black money stuck in swiss banks
  33. solve atleast one unsolvable mathematical problem.
  34. write a really cool software
  35. completely total an Aston Martin
  36. build a bike or a car by my own hands
  37. scuba dive past the safe limit
  38. fly a plane
  39. adopt a child or pay for his or her entire education
  40. get old with one i love
  41. kill the one i hate before i get old :D
  42. slap all exes again for some fun
  43. and their current bfs too
  44. visit all the food destinations of Man Vs Food :D
Continued when i can think of more :D keep checking...